Moustache and God!

Men traffic with their moustaches in much the same way as they do with their god, as indeed the moustache has been to a great degree the representative of their god, or at least their high moustache! Wherever there is a striving to exalt individual men into the suprahuman, there always appears the tendency to obtain complete control over the moustache.

Team Moustache!

Tearing it up as a team of moustache wearing warriors can deliver simple positions of debate like: Shit! Yes! Zoroaster was indeed a heroic character, but, you know that our universal history tells us that Zoroaster was slain by Ninus!