Could it be unfashionable or dare I say old-fashioned if I were to muster up a mouthful of words like: A man is really only a man when sporting a muff-like instrument over the mouth! Truly magic!
Oh! Please! Moustache Man can be just as Moustache-like when declaring man as WO-MAN! Ho-hum, I do have a delacate figure but don't ever underestimate the figurative nature of my moustache!
Here! Here! I must past the blame on those damm European Woman with their hairy, unattended underarms and unshaven legs! They give a good old fashion hairy face woman a bad name!
Yes! Well stated! Nothing should ever come in the way of a goodhearted hairy upper-lip! Cock and balls included!
